I FUCKING LOVE LAVENDER !

sauce plz? kthx ^^

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mikeheartu:

What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover

Seems legit

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Real friends will not steal this.. they will reblog this…

kamazu:

frenchdramaqueen:

britishfluffyunicorn:

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sexydolphin:

laurcrux:

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ladyzolstice:

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heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“The MFDP delegates rejected the compromise.”

“Look,” the woman said, interrupting me, “I just want to know where the bathrooms are.”

“She could remember mopping it up with a paper towel, proud of herself for making the mess and for unmaking it.”

….

XDDDDD

“There was no way which went inside. I couldn’t do anything. ” :I 

”Loch Ness is one of the most dangerous places in Scotland”  …….it was my english book :I

*english book too* “that’s what normal parents do !”

what

“Merde ça n’en finit pas !” (Shit, it doesn’t stop!)

Fine fine, the year will be good…

I love engrish

For those who are always bitchin about Boku no Pico :

Just fucking watch Enzai and still say Boku is disturbing.

I dare you ! :p

nerxualoh:

HOLYMOTHEROFGOD!!! JIIIIINYX!!!! ;w; *runs*

Oooh Hello Smiledog, long time no see ^^

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